What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:26

A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
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